fix: soften windows daemon install

src/cli/update-cli.ts

@@ -42,6 +42,28 @@ const STEP_LABELS: Record<string, string> = {
 type UpdateChannel = "stable" | "beta";
 
 const DEFAULT_UPDATE_CHANNEL: UpdateChannel = "stable";
+const UPDATE_QUIPS = [
+  "Leveled up! New skills unlocked. You're welcome.",
+  "Fresh code, same lobster. Miss me?",
+  "Back and better. Did you even notice I was gone?",
+  "Update complete. I learned some new tricks while I was out.",
+  "Upgraded! Now with 23% more sass.",
+  "I've evolved. Try to keep up.",
+  "New version, who dis? Oh right, still me but shinier.",
+  "Patched, polished, and ready to pinch. Let's go.",
+  "The lobster has molted. Harder shell, sharper claws.",
+  "Update done! Check the changelog or just trust me, it's good.",
+  "Reborn from the boiling waters of npm. Stronger now.",
+  "I went away and came back smarter. You should try it sometime.",
+  "Update complete. The bugs feared me, so they left.",
+  "New version installed. Old version sends its regards.",
+  "Firmware fresh. Brain wrinkles: increased.",
+  "I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Anyway, I'm updated.",
+  "Back online. The changelog is long but our friendship is longer.",
+  "Upgraded! Peter fixed stuff. Blame him if it breaks.",
+  "Molting complete. Please don't look at my soft shell phase.",
+  "Version bump! Same chaos energy, fewer crashes (probably).",
+];
 
 function normalizeChannel(value?: string | null): UpdateChannel | null {
   if (!value) return null;
@@ -61,6 +83,10 @@ function channelToTag(channel: UpdateChannel): string {
   return channel === "beta" ? "beta" : "latest";
 }
 
+function pickUpdateQuip(): string {
+  return UPDATE_QUIPS[Math.floor(Math.random() * UPDATE_QUIPS.length)] ?? "Update complete.";
+}
+
 function normalizeVersionTag(tag: string): string | null {
   const trimmed = tag.trim();
   if (!trimmed) return null;
@@ -402,6 +428,10 @@ export async function updateCommand(opts: UpdateCommandOptions): Promise<void> {
       );
     }
   }
+
+  if (!opts.json) {
+    defaultRuntime.log(theme.muted(pickUpdateQuip()));
+  }
 }
 
 export function registerUpdateCli(program: Command) {