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Peter Steinberger
2026-01-08 06:32:17 +01:00
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@@ -7,8 +7,7 @@ const HOLIDAY_TAGLINES = {
"Lunar New Year: May your builds be lucky, your branches prosperous, and your merge conflicts chased away with fireworks.",
christmas:
"Christmas: Ho ho ho—Santa's little claw-sistant is here to ship joy, roll back chaos, and stash the keys safely.",
eid:
"Eid al-Fitr: Celebration mode: queues cleared, tasks completed, and good vibes committed to main with clean history.",
eid: "Eid al-Fitr: Celebration mode: queues cleared, tasks completed, and good vibes committed to main with clean history.",
diwali:
"Diwali: Let the logs sparkle and the bugs flee—today we light up the terminal and ship with pride.",
easter:
@@ -26,7 +25,7 @@ const HOLIDAY_TAGLINES = {
const TAGLINES: string[] = [
"Your terminal just grew claws—type something and let the bot pinch the busywork.",
"Welcome to the command line: where dreams compile and confidence segfaults.",
"I run on caffeine, JSON5, and the audacity of \"it worked on my machine.\"",
'I run on caffeine, JSON5, and the audacity of "it worked on my machine."',
"Gateway online—please keep hands, feet, and appendages inside the shell at all times.",
"I speak fluent bash, mild sarcasm, and aggressive tab-completion energy.",
"One CLI to rule them all, and one more restart because you changed the port.",
@@ -47,26 +46,26 @@ const TAGLINES: string[] = [
"Your task has been queued; your dignity has been deprecated.",
"I can't fix your code taste, but I can fix your build and your backlog.",
"I'm not magic—I'm just extremely persistent with retries and coping strategies.",
"It's not \"failing,\" it's \"discovering new ways to configure the same thing wrong.\"",
'It\'s not "failing," it\'s "discovering new ways to configure the same thing wrong."',
"Give me a workspace and I'll give you fewer tabs, fewer toggles, and more oxygen.",
"I read logs so you can keep pretending you don't have to.",
"If something's on fire, I can't extinguish it—but I can write a beautiful postmortem.",
"I'll refactor your busywork like it owes me money.",
"Say \"stop\" and I'll stop—say \"ship\" and we'll both learn a lesson.",
'Say "stop" and I\'ll stop—say "ship" and we\'ll both learn a lesson.',
"I'm the reason your shell history looks like a hacker-movie montage.",
"I'm like tmux: confusing at first, then suddenly you can't live without me.",
"I can run local, remote, or purely on vibes—results may vary with DNS.",
"If you can describe it, I can probably automate it—or at least make it funnier.",
"Your config is valid, your assumptions are not.",
"I don't just autocomplete—I auto-commit (emotionally), then ask you to review (logically).",
"Less clicking, more shipping, fewer \"where did that file go\" moments.",
'Less clicking, more shipping, fewer "where did that file go" moments.',
"Claws out, commit in—let's ship something mildly responsible.",
"I'll butter your workflow like a lobster roll: messy, delicious, effective.",
"Shell yeah—I'm here to pinch the toil and leave you the glory.",
"If it's repetitive, I'll automate it; if it's hard, I'll bring jokes and a rollback plan.",
"Because texting yourself reminders is so 2024.",
"WhatsApp, but make it ✨engineering✨.",
"Turning \"I'll reply later\" into \"my bot replied instantly\".",
'Turning "I\'ll reply later" into "my bot replied instantly".',
"The only crab in your contacts you actually want to hear from. 🦞",
"Chat automation for people who peaked at IRC.",
"Because Siri wasn't answering at 3AM.",
@@ -77,7 +76,7 @@ const TAGLINES: string[] = [
"Meta wishes they shipped this fast.",
"End-to-end encrypted, Zuck-to-Zuck excluded.",
"The only bot Mark can't train on your DMs.",
"WhatsApp automation without the \"please accept our new privacy policy\".",
'WhatsApp automation without the "please accept our new privacy policy".',
"Chat APIs that don't require a Senate hearing.",
"Because Threads wasn't the answer either.",
"Your messages, your servers, Meta's tears.",